Today is Not the Right Day Attitude T-Shirt
Today is NOT the right day. Not today. Probably not tomorrow, either. In fact, just go away! Big huge letters, should keep people in their' place from across the room! For the socially awkward, social anxiety sufferers, introverts, meanies, bad dudes, whatever persona you are using that day! Subtle red emphasis behind the word NOT, the rest is highlighted with green.